so i was self-checking out at the grocery store and this comely stranger and I had been flirting a bit, and after they had finished checking out they went
" I DON’T HAVE FLOWERS TO GIVE YOU BUT I WISH I DID BUT HERE HAVE THIS."
AND THEY JUST GAVE ME A HEAD OF BROCCOLLI.
Guess who’s got a daaaaate
Everytime i see this i think this person looks so pretty and should be drawn in a disney style.
The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch
let her on the damn couch you monster
I would build her a mini hot air balloon to get her cute little butt on the couch because that face could make me do anything!
Those are legit puppy tears how could anyone say no to that face
we all have a favorite eyebrow
You could say I’m an optimist.